My Everyday Conversation:
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Is that homework?
- ME: Yes bu-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Don't do that.
- ME: If I want a good grade then-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Have you seen my beautiful big brown eyes ?
- ME: I have, they're beautiful bu-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Have you seen my smile?
- ME: Yes, it makes me smile but I really need t-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Aye you seen my new muscles?
- ME: Uhh maybe haha, look I really got-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: How about my sexy new photoshoot?
- ME: I have.... and you look great okay I need to st-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Why don't you just rap Ladies Love Me with me?
- ME: I don't wanna be rude but I really have to doing my homew-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Woah dere woah dere baby you just need to stop.
- ME: Stop what?
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Doing your homework.
- ME: Look I just ca-
- JUSTIN BIEBER: Listen to me you will stop doing whatever you're doing and focus on me so stop and start blogging about me.
- ME: okay...